A brush can paint every story in the realm lively.
And a needle can cure every illness in a patient.
A mouth from someone quick-witted can flip the world upside down,
create so much headaches,
and backaches.
Small case.
A pair of hands can pluck every grass and flower by the lakeside.
A pair of eyes can search for every treasure in the mortal realm.
A kind-hearted person who works hard regardless of anything can save many lives,
cure the dead and treat any wound.
The feeling is really good.
You, did you not know?
Do you know that the medical studies left by our ancestors
are incomparable treasures of the human race?
Why don't all of you try to learn traditional Chinese medicine?
And you will know that actually humans can live longer.
Don't blame me for being
unfilial,immoral and improperfor what I am about to say next.
And for being unreasonable and nonsensical.
There's a kind of disease, that once contracted,
even the God, Emperor, and rebirth of miracle-making doctor,
can't save you.
If you fall in love with a guy you can't be together with,
who can cure the hurt that it leaves you with?
Even the warmth left behind after holding hands,
can only happen in your paintings.
Why does a needle that treated many others before,
can't solve the root of your problem?
We can only sigh at our fate,
while we can't see each other's tears.
(Herb names)
Where have all these herbs gone?
Come and save someone!
Unruly Qiao
Episode 8
You're so different!
Stop it.
Regardless of whether it's the same or not
you still can't do this.
I feel that you're
you...
You're like a girl!
You're not thinking straight right now
I suggest you jump in there immediately to cool off
Brother
Hey!
Xiao Tian!
Release me!
Have you come to your senses yet?
Yes
I'm sober
You're not yelling?
Not anymore.
How many fingers is this?
Three
Wait, wait!
Two
It's two
If I don't ask carefully
How would I know if you're sober or not?
Recite a tongue twister for me
The dust from a brush can fly
If inhaled for too long, your lungs will turn black
See?
I'm really sober
Please release me
No way.
Aiyo
This...
I was drugged by someone!
I like girls
and definitely not boys
I know
Do you know?
It's natural for males to like females
Males cannot like males
Am I right?
So
Please release me now
Then do you promise
that you won't do it again?
Do you hear me?
Yes, yes.
Hey!
Release me first!
Aiya
Xiao Tian! Save me!
Xiao Tian!
Eldest Brother
Do you have something that you can't say?
You've got piles?
Are you a camel?
You've drunk enough to last a month!
Xiao San
I have something that I have to think through
Don't tell me you really have piles
No
You, look at me.
Use an intense gaze to look at me.
More intense
Then close your eyes
Purse your lips
Do you really a problem you can't talk about?
You've found the wrong person if that'swhat you want
You should look for Lee Bao Chuan!
Here,
I'll go call him for you
Hey!
Master Bao Chun is receiving customers~
Hey!
That's not right.
He's a male too!
definitely not a girl.
Hey
What's so riveting about this?
You might as well look at me
since I'm real
Hey
I have an idea.
Give your second brother a kiss
How about it?
No kiss?
All right. I'll kiss you then.
What's wrong with you today?
Usually by now
you should be hitting me already
Eldest brother
Xiao San, why don't you go outside for awhile?
I have something to talk about with Xiao Tian
Just say whatever you need to say
We're all brothers here
What is it that I can't listen to?
That...
Just go out!
Don't be so naggy
Fine
So that's how it is.
Don't worry about it, eldest brother
Every one has their own quirks and hobbies
I'll keep it a secret
Actually, it's because
that day, I...
Hey
Ah!
Sorry, sorry!
I--
I should just leave
Eldest brother
Why don't we
Go out for a walk together
Okay
Da Fu! Da Fu! Da Fu!
Where has Da Fu gone?
Eldest brother
I just saw Da Fu running out from there
Da Fu!
Hey, hey!
I heard that there are a lot of rare and fantastic flowers and herbs planted here
It matches perfectly with the medicine
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Speaking of medicinal plants
If I am able to see
"Bun Chou Pin Qwai" then that would be great
It has pictures of all the plants in it
Otherwise, even if I were to walk the world
There would still be plants I can't recognize
Okay
I'll help you ask later
and if there's a chance I'll accompany you to take a look
Your Majesty!
Lord Xiu
Someone wants to see you
I have things to do, so I'll leave first.
I'll come look for you later.
Later
Reporting to Your Majesty
The Earthquake was in Tianjin
The disaster area spans about 200 miles
communication and transport has broken down
and the disaster victims
are mostly homeless now
Inform the welfare department
In addition to sending food from the grainery
send money to the people
Get the developmental department to build shelters
for the victims to live in. Understand?
As you wish it, Your Majesty.
Xiao An
Here
Inform the military division to put all efforts into disaster relief
Yes, Your Majesty.
You may leave
Yes
Eldest brother, stop pretending
Go and obediently choose your wife
After that,
you can deal with the earthquake
Otherwise, you'll worry about being discovered
and worry about the disaster at the same time
One on hand you'll be thinking about your brother
and on the other you'll be thinking about the peoples' lives
I think you just
have to make a sacrifice for everyone.
The earthquake situation is so serious
What mood do I have to choose a concubine?
Then go tell your mother
that a lot of people have died.
and it's not the time to choose a concubine.
Ask her to allow you to go to the disaster area.
otherwise, the people
will say that you put play above your work
and you won't be able to play even if you wanted to.
Are you saying that the Emperor's illness
cannot be healed in the short term?
Your Majesty
Please give me a few more days
I will investigate the illness as fast as I can
and prescribe the appropriate remedy
I gave you five days
but you weren't able to fulfill the terms
so you don't have to worry about it!
I'll find someone else to heal him.
Thank you, Your Majesty.
I'll take my leave now
Drag him away and have him executed.
Yes.
Your Majesty!
Your Majesty
please give me two more days!I'll definitely
There's no time
Drag him away
Kill him!
Reporting to Your Majesty
The Emperor's illness has been cured
He can get out from bed
Sigh
Why are you sighing?
Haven't you already sent the military department and cleaning rags
and feet-cleaning rags for disaster relief?
Yet you still want me to go?
I'm afraid that those people
Will make a big matter out to be something small
And then make that small matter out to be nothing
Therefore
I need you to go there and take a look
You're holding it upside down
Huh?
It doesn't matter
It's not like I'm literate
You're illiterate?
Then why are you looking at those?
Someone told me that there's a colour or jade beauty in the book
But I've searched through many books to no avail
Tell me which book it's in
A house doesn't have to be that high
Naturally, there's a gold house in books
Marrying a wife won't be upset about not having a matchmaker
Naturally, there is colour and jade in books
What this means is
If you have a good education
You won't have to worry about earning money
or being unable to marry a beautiful wife
That's so troublesome
Then forget it.
There are so many beauties in this world
Even if this Yan (colour) girl doesn't want me
Second brother
Riches and beauties can be enjoyed now
But if we work together as brothersto accomplish great things
for the good of the peopleThat lasts forever
It's not like I understand matters of the country
You're the eldest brother
so I'll just listen to whatever you say
Eunuch Li has arrived!
Why's that old bastard here again?
Sigh
Your Majesty
The Empress Dowager invites you to Ci Ning Palace
All right
By the way
Eunuch Li
My cousin is still young
Don't teach her those filthy things
That--
I don't understand what Your Majesty is saying
You know very well what I mean
Xiao San Zi
Recently you've been getting along very well with the Emperor
*goosebump-inducing laughter*
When the both of us are free
let's sit down together for a chat
A good one.
Aiyo
Eunuch Li
You don't have to put in so much effortinto a simple chat
Eunuch Li
I have something to ask you
Speak
Does your golden jar have to be so large?
You can just use a smaller one
It would be more suitable in size
There's not much difference even if you don't cut it
Mine is definitely BIG!
Please don't be angry
How interesting
Your Majesty
Mother
You are...
Aiyo
I need to take my medicine
But before that
I have to raise my heartbeat and breathing
You don't say
This He Tian's medicine is really effective!
Even if it's rather troublesome
I'm just getting used to it.
If this medicine is really effective
please remember to take it on time, mother.
I know
You've recovered
How is it that you've already recovered?
This.. where's this?
That's right it's very strange
When I woke up
My illness suddenly disappeared
I asked you to choose a concubine
but you fell ill
I want to execute He Tian
and you immediately recovered
I even know
that the two of you have become very close
are you scared that I'll kill him?
I don't mean it that way
When I woke up
I felt totally
recovered
Just, just, just
Just like that
You're still lying to me
It's a good thing you're all right
I won't calculate this with you
I heard
That you've been worried about the earthquake
That's good
It's good to be concerned about this matter
But you can just delegate the work
Now
Now what's important is
to choose a concubine for your mother
This is something to be announced to the world
If you don't choose a concubine
I'll lose face in front of the entire world!
Do you understand?
Your son
... Your son understands.
Xiao He
Brother Chu, why are you here?
What's up?
Xiao He
Something important happened at my house.
Can you help me?
Don't cry.
Be good, Tian Xin.
Hurry up, Xiao He
Xiao He
Something happened at the palace these 2 days.
Please help me look after my child
Brother Chu
What exactly happened?
Xiao He
We've been calling each other siblings for years
You're the only one I can trust
Tian Xin is my only child
I hope that you
will take good care of her.
When she grows up, don't tell her about her background
And don't tell her that her surname is Chu
I beg you.
Get up quick.
Get up quickly
Okay, Brother Chu.
I promise you.
Xiao He
I'm handling Tian Xin over to you.
And, also this book.
please protect it.
Don't let it end up in other people's hands.
Wait till Tian Xin is grown up,
then, hand it over to her.
Let's go.
Tian Xin.
Let's go.
Tian Xin.
Let's go.
Brother Chu!
Let's go.
Brother Chu!
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Execute.
Brother Chu...
Xiao Tian
Big brother.
Why are you so late?
Why are you looking for me? Is anything up?
Didn't you say that you were looking for a book?
That's right.
Called "Bun Chou Pin Qwai"
Do you know where it is?
There is a place
where you might find the book you wanted.
Huh?
Come with me. Let's go.
Oh.
If we stack up all these books
We could probably reach the heavens
This place contains all the books from theolder days
If you can't find it here,
you probably won't be able to find it at all.
There are so many books here,
how do we find it?
From the catalogue
"Bun Chou Pin Qwai"
Book...
Five drawings...
Eh, here.
It's in the book
Big brother, what are you looking at?
Noth... nothing.
The book
It's over there.
Shelf.. Shelf..
It's over here.
Nothing's here..
I'll climb up to take a look.
Since it's empy here,
you don't need to climb up.
Xiao Tian, don't climb up anymore.
I'll get others to search for you.
You...
Did you see anything up there?
"Qu Chi"
Uh...
Let's go.
That...
Let's go.
Uh...
Those... those two words should be
intentionally carved there by someone.
It should have something to do with the book you're looking for
It should be so.
But it's just a set of medicinal drawings
It should have very little to do with acupuncture points
Maybe the words "qu chi" have a hidden meaning
"Qu" means bend, and
"Chi" stands for a place where water is collected
Big brother.
In the palace,
Is there a place called qu chi?
Or something to do with the words?
I'll help you to ask.
Such a big set of books,
there's no reason for it to be missing.
Thanks, big brother, for helping me.
Eh, where has Second Brother gone?
I haven't seen him for a long time.
Uh...
The Emperor sent him to the disaster zone.
He should be back soon.
Why?
You're looking for him regarding some matters?
Lately, something happened in the palace.
I think someone's trying to harm Zhao Xiang Ning
The Empress will have the opportunity to learnWestern etiquette
So you'll have to
learn Western dining as one of your classes
Okay, start eating.
What's wrong with you?
Erm...
Eh?
You...!
Aiyo! What is this?
Do you think that the palace's food is poisoned?
It's hard to say.
The palace is so huge.
From the kitchen to here,
for all you know, we might need to
take a carriage.
We wouldn't know even if the food went bad
How can things in the palace go bad?
Eat now.
It's not like it hasn't gone bad before!
The last time someone drank tea she had the runs
It's fine if other people have diarrhea
My digestive system isn't good
I might die from diarrhea!
That's right.
You're so ill-mannered
Lend me your needle
You-- You're so rude!
You...
There is no poison.
Don't create a din.
What are you doing?
Eunuch Li
Regarding the diarrhea matter
I will handle it
If I find out
that someone's playing dirty tricks
I'll behead her!
Eat heartily, everyone.
The food is delicious
Eat as much as you want
Happy eating.
Please walk slowly, Eunuch Li.
If there's something wrong with the food, why aren't they checking the kitchen?
That's right.
Why are they checking our rooms?
We are not crooks.
That's right.
Is this your bed?
Yes.
What is this?
It's croton fruit!
These are not mine.
It was on your bed.
The evidence points towards your guilt
Are you still trying to deny it?
My bed had never had these.
You just checked my bed.
You might have planted it there.
Men, capture her.
Yes.
They already did a search when I entered the palace.
How could I possibly bring in the croton fruit?
It must have already been here in the palace.
Is there a clinic in the back palace?
The croton fruit could have come from there!
Furthermore...
The evidence has already been found.
You're still trying to deny it? Seal her mouth!
Let her go.
Eunuch Li.
The tea that was drugged with croton fruit
was going to be poured away by He Tian Xin
You saw it too.
It was that unlucky girl who
wanted to snatch it and drink it herself.
If He Tian Xin really wanted to harm someone,
why would she do this?
Did you hear?
People must act reasonably.
You can't just capture anymore randomly.
You're obviously looking for a scapegoat
Whoever dares to take action, I will tell my dad.
The back palace has it's own rules
Don't talk about you.
Even your father, the grand secretary
has no say over me here.
With reason you can walk the world
Eunuch Li.
I don't care where it is,
logic will remain the same.
Your father can manage the world
but he can't manage his own daughter
and teach her the proper rules to follow?
Xiao Meng.
Eunuch Li.
What is it?
Creating such a din.
His Majesty is asking for you.
Huh?
His Majesty is asking for you.
Then, let's go and take a look.
Thanks.
It's a small matter.
Li Bao Chuan pays his respect to the Emperor.
Get up.
Eunuch.
There seems to be a lot of happenings in the palace.
Do you have some problems
and forget to report to me?
Your Majesty.
Can you please clarify?
I don't understand
what you are trying to say.
I heard
someone tried to poison
my concubine candidates?
You're the one in charge of it
You can't have not heard about it, right?
Oh...
Regarding this,
Your servant does indeed know about it
I heard that it's because the candidates arevying for attention
Your majesty, you have many things to deal with
and you work day in and day out
I thought that it was just a small matter.
Excuse me for not reporting to your majesty about this.
Now, all matters big and small,
Eunuch has already made decisions on them.
Then, this throne,
should I split it into half for Eunuch to sit?
Yo...
Your Majesty.
Even if you threaten to kill me, I wouldn't dare to.
I dare not.
Who prepared the medicine?
Uh...
It's a commoner girl.
This is strange.
Usually when commoners enter the palace
they're scared out of their wits.
I've never heard
of anyone entering here to poison the medicine to harm someone.
She has a lot of guts.
I want to meet this person.
Your Majesty, she's a criminal
and has been removed from the list of concubine candidates
She's waiting for sentencing now.
This...
I said
I want to see this person.
That...
Then I have no choice but to obey
What's wrong
did you get promoted too fast?
that you can't keep up with your wits?
If your brain can't follow, then don't keep it.
Godfather, believe me.
I will rectify this matter, Godfather.
Godfather, believe me.
How are you going to take care of it?
As long as the ugly girl is dead
The Emperor would have nothing left to say.
The ugly freak is so young
She won't be dying anytime soon
That's right.
This...
It could be when she just entered the palace
and is unfamiliar with the way.
This...
If she fell into the well and drowned?
What if she can swim
and calls for someone to save her. What to do then?
Aiyoh.
This...
Maybe she accidentally fell into the pyre
The fire is too big,
no one will be able to save her.
Sigh...
The weather has been really dry lately
we should really be careful of bush fires.
Your son knows.
Okay then.
It's good that you know.
Go get it done then.
Son is leaving.
Hurry up.
Hurry up. Move it.
Where exactly are you trying to bring me?
Why are you asking so many questions?
Move it.
Then, why do you insist that it must be me?
I just like you.
Hurry up.
Are we there yet?
We will be there soon.
Huh?
You... what are you trying to do?
Don't.
Don't be like this.
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Xiao Tian
Quick
It's hot!
Hey! How are you?
Are you okay?
So how?
Hey!
Isn't this the jade girl?
You killed her!
Stop teasing me.
Let's go back now.
He Tian Xin
Where did He Tian Xin go?
Where did He Tian Xin go?!
Didn't I tell you people?
You can just randomly roam in the palace!
If their majesties are alerted
someone's head could roll!
Eunuch Li
Eunuch Meng
Good morning!
Eunuch Li.
Eating desserts so early in the morning?It's not good for your body.
What are you doing here?
Well...
Last night, a woman got burned.
Her name seems to be He "something"?
She's now at my clinic.
I heard that she is here for the selection.
I came here for verification
What's wrong?
Eunuch, look.
Eunuch Li, please.
He Tian Xin
Eunuchs Li and Meng are here to see you.
What's wrong with this person?
It's devastating
She's burned like a
roasted lamb kebab.
She can't even speak.
Can this life still be saved?
Usually, she can't be saved.
But
I have the medicine
to heal burns.
Not only will the wounds heal fast
The new skin
will be white and smooth
I've already applied the medicine on her.
In 5 days time,
She'll be alive and kicking
Good then.
Help me to heal her properly
Let's go.
Hurry up.
Take it off now.
I'm going to suffocate to death
Suffocate!
Quick.
Your acting's not bad.
I never thought that she would still be alive.
I never thought that, that day,
I set such a big fire and she still didn't burn to death.
Godfather.
Regarding this, look...
Stop right there.
She's wrapped up like a dumpling now.
If you still don't cause her death,
When you see me tomorrow,
don't bring your head with you!
How interesting.
He Tian Xin
It's either you die or I die.
Please don't blame me.
You're killing someone to silence her!
Murderer!
You're silencing someone
just like we expected it.
He really took action.
Why are you two here?
What are you doing?
You...
Eunuch Meng
Why did you set me on fire?
I'll beat you to death if you don't talk.
Sisters, come.
Don't hold back.
Beat him to death!
I'll beat you to death.
Beat you to death.
Good, good!
Good.
Hit.
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Never really thought
You're actually pretty bright!
You worked well with me!
Yeah!
Use your strength to hit.
Hit again.
Use your strength.
beat him to death
How interesting
Here
Come.
Get up.
Yes.
Aiyoh.
How very interesting
He Tian Xin, this wench.
She really has the guts
Even Xiao Meng has fallen under her hands
Tell her
I want to see that little bastard.
Yes.
Eunuch Li.
What about Eunuch Meng?
Where is he now?
He's locked up in a cell.
Did he divulge anything?
No.
He only said that he wanted to see you.
Get up.
Yes, Eunuch.
Yes.
How long have you two been in the palace?
To answer Eunuch,
it has been 8 years.
Aiyah, 8 years already?
Yes.
Aiyah. So long already?
Both of us, do you want to strike it rich?
Thank you, Eunuch.
Sir, even if we are cattle and horses,
We won't be able to repay your kindness
Then, do something for me
Godfather
You are here?
Godfather
Look at how they beat me.
You must take revenge for me, Godfather.
Take revenge for me.
This is too troublesome.
Even the grand secretary's daughter knows about it
There's very little I can do
Once thing shave died down
Godfather will release you.
Okay?
Okay.
Come.
Drink a cup of wine.
to calm your nerves.
Come.
Take it.
Drink it.
What's wrong?
Do you really think of me as someone vicious?
Who doesn't recognise his family?
Godfather, I'll drink.
No need.
Good wine is not for unloyal dogs.
That would be wasteful.
Godfather
I've been with you since young, Godfather.
Whatever matters, big or small,
I have always carried them out on your behalf.
You must help me.
Spare me please.
Godfather.
I'll be your servant in my next life too
No, no.
I'll be your servant in this life
to repay your kindness!
Godfather.
Godfather
Get up.
Aiyah.
So pitiful.
You don't need to be a cow or horse.
Okay?
Reincarnate as a human (non-Eunuch)
No, Godfather.
I'm sending my godson off.
No.
I still have a lot of matters to help you with.
Godfather.
Xiao Gui ZI
No, no.
Xiao Gui Zi
Argh! Argh...
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Their relationship is so unclear.
Their love is in the middle of a painting.
Their souls remain at that night, under the moonlight.
They became melancholy while watching the shooting stars.
What they were holding, were hands.
Why was their relationship different from others?
Who struggles with thoughts in a starlit night?
They stared into each other's eyes lovingly.
Speechlessly, they got so carried away... The moon was so seductive...
They were so lonely...
They couldn't stop thinking that they have to leave each other.
It was not something they felt before.
Flower petals floated around and the river flowed.
They missed each other so much.
And they couldn't avoid the gentleness of the dimly lit night.
The more they tried to stop the feeling, the worse it gets.
Let your heart roam around.
Let your dreams soar.
Look at your love lingering at the centre of the water.
And your feelings watching from the opposite side of the banks.
Did you know?
I-- I do.
Please walk slowly, Eunuch Li.